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01 December 2009 @ 05:40 pm

The End
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
19 October 2009 @ 10:35 pm
First, the good. Today was my first day as a legal consultant for Wayne Enterprises. It went... well. It was interesting to see this side of the company, when I'd formerly been employed here as a mere secretary (by the way, Bruce, you're still ass for that). No one has given me any trouble about the fact that I'm dating the guy who signs my paycheck. They've all been pretty friendly and welcoming. I'm excited about going in to work for the first time in a very long time.

And now for the not-so-good news. Lex is in Arkham. I think he'll be okay in the end, but for now he needs some intensive therapy. Leland promised me she would look after him personally, so I'm not too worried.

At least things are more or less finally settling down.
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: Kanye West - Gold Digger
15 October 2009 @ 12:11 am
I am now an official member of the Wayne Enterprises legal team. They gave me a really nice pen that has the department name and everything on it. I got a phone call this morning asking me if I could go in for a follow-up interview, but I guess they'd already made their decision. I met my co-workers today. They all seemed... very professional. The tone here is unspeakably different from that of the twelfth floor (all of whom I shall miss dearly). Of course I'll be doing actual work this time, not simply fetching Bruce's coffee and dry-cleaning. But I'm looking forward to it. At least I'll have something to do during the days.

Work begins Monday.
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
06 October 2009 @ 11:11 pm
Now, I know what you're thinking: who's going to hire a disfigured serial killer? The answer, of course, is my boyfriend. Heh. What I mean is I'm interviewing for a job tomorrow with Wayne Enterprises, as part of the legal team. Bruce will have some input, of course, but the final decision lies with the head of the department.

Wish me luck!
Current Mood: excitedexcited
14 September 2009 @ 11:50 pm
That was strange.

I'm not exactly sure what just happened or how, but... I feel a bit better. I think it's just me and Two-Face for the time being. Which, as far as mental roommates go, isn't all that bad. I think we can work with this.

Joan even said I might get released soon. That's— God, it would be fantastic.

I probably shouldn't get my hopes up.
Current Music: Seether - Fine Again
04 September 2009 @ 09:20 pm
I mean, it's me again. Harvey.

I'm not exactly sure how long it's been, or how long I've been gone. I don't remember anything since I— I don't remember anything after the Batcave. But I'm living with Lex now, so that's good. There's some woman here I don't recognize, and she seems to strongly dislike me, but... I'm living with Lex.

Joan, I'm ready to work through whatever it is that happened, if you are. I mean, I'd like to get well, maybe even come to some understanding about why it happened. Please, I need your help.

Bruce. God, I've missed you. I love you. Whatever happens now, I need you to know that.

Also, where's Clark? I haven't seen him once since I, er, woke up. Is he pissed off at you again, Lex?
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: I think that woman is listening to Lily Allen...
28 August 2009 @ 11:45 pm
Does this help our odds, Lex?
Current Location: The safe house
Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
Current Music: Breaking Benjamin - No Games
14 July 2009 @ 01:55 am

I will be profoundly disappointed if this isn't who I think it is. In other news: Lex, is it okay to leave the safe house yet? I'm running dangerously low on Visine and vodka.
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Alexisonfire - This Could Be Anywhere In The World
18 June 2009 @ 03:53 am
Oh my God, I'm so BORED. Nothing to do right now but laze around the safe house and think of new and inventive ways to piss off Lex (and Kitty). I've long since gone through his liquor, and I'm reasonably sure that there are honest-to-God lasers guarding the food, so that's out. And his idiot girlfriend already reprogrammed the DVR (goddammit, Kitty, Lex and I have no interest whatsoever in watching America's Next Top Moron). Let's see... The other rules involve either rape or cruelty to animals, so no luck there. Damn it. That leaves us with two options: defile his bed or kill someone. Or maybe I'll just "borrow" one of his credit cards again. Yeah, that works.
Current Location: The safe house
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Current Music: Franz Ferdinand - Outsiders
07 June 2009 @ 04:15 am

Batman, stop crying. We'll let you win the next game of Battleship, all right?

Drama queen.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: TV On the Radio - Let the Devil In